Cookie: Speedy’s leaving you Jake for Pitbull.
Speedy: get off my DA now cookie.
Cookie: never you know it all super model.
Speedy: what did you tell Jake?
Cookie: nothing.
Speedy: DAMN IT COOKIE TELL ME.
*speedy troughs cookie down 40 flights of stairs*
*Jake knocks on door*
Jake: you’re leaving me Speedy. Not again I was going to propose soon to. You all ways do this to me. It’s over for good now.
*Zin walks in with a bat *
Zin: I told you better not hurt my daughter.
Jake: but your not her dad your only 6 she’s 17.
*Zin starts to scream like a mad man *
Zin: are you trying to tell me I’m lying.
Jake: no I’m just saying its not.
Zin: she’s my daughter. And you better not tell me other wise. Now leave my house before I get angry.
Jake: but this is speedy’s house, not yours
Zin: what did you say you nicklebopper.
*Zin starts beating Jake with the bat*
-three weeks later.
Jake: where am I?
Nurse: in the hospital.
Jake: what happened?
Nurse: some little black and white cat brought you in. I think he said his name was Zin
*nurse walks out *
Jake: that crazy little kid beat me with a bat.
Zin: what crazy kid. Muahahahahaha.
*Jake wakes up screaming*
Jake: it was all a dream.
Zin: what was all a dream?
Jake: you you tried to kill me
*Jake jumps out of bed screaming*
Zin: did he see a ghost.

The end